Mr. Smith Doll

I got a little lonely
And then I had a plan
I ran to the store
And bought myself a man

He came in a package
All shiny and new
On the label it said,
"I'll always stay true!"

"I never lie and,
I never cheat!
I am the man,
Who you want to meet"

"I have good hair,
And my body is perfect,
But at the same time,
I give you up most respect!"

"I'll never leave you,I promise,
You're the one I wanna be with,
I always love you, I swear
I'm Mr. Perfect: Mr. Smith!"
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If only Mr. Smith dolls really existed. Hmmm....