MY TEACHER*~~~

by Darkfairy   Jun 9, 2005


On top of the school house
All covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
With a sledge hammer gun
I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldnt have missed her
Shes 100 feet wide
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
People thew flowers
I threw a grenade
I went to her coffin
She wasnt quite dead
I got a a bazooka
And shot off her head

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  • 19 years ago

    by debestsafa

    That was good man
    i would love to do dat to ma stupid geo tacher

  • 19 years ago

    by kylie

    thats mean but funny

  • 19 years ago

    by ~ ! ~ SARAH : ) ~ ! ~

    lol thats funny

  • 19 years ago

    by destiny

    your sick but that was a really good poem to read. really funny.

  • 19 years ago

    by †JustAri†

    mwahahahaha that's funny and it rhymes hahaahaha 5/5

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