Living on earth is expensive;but it does include a free trip around the sun.
birthdays are good for you;the more you have the longer you live.
how long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door your on.
i have noticed that the people who are late are often jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
if ignorance is bliss,then why aren't more people happy?
most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
if wal-mart is lowering their prices then how come nothing is free yet?
you may be the only person in the world but you may be the world to one person.
some mistakes are much to fun to only make once.
don't cry because it's over;smile because it happened.
we could learn a lot from crayons;some are sharp.some are pretty,some are dull,some have weird names,and they're all different colors....but the all have to learn to live in the same box.
everything should be made as simple as possible...but not simpler.
a truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
