3 men on and island (funny joke)

by Amba   Jun 13, 2005


There were three men that got stranded on an island.

They were stuck and did not know how to get off so they decided to go and explore in
the woods, when they stumbled across a large group of tribe men!

The tribe men all sore these three men as outsiders and had to get rid of them
someway, so they called upon there leader!

The leader walked up to the three men and said “ To stay here, you must go find 8
fruit on this island and then return to me”

And so the three men went off in search of the fruit....

The first man returned with 8 apples. The leader then spoke to him “ You must stick
all the apples up your ass without laughing or crying or you will be sent to the torture
chamber, if you succeed you will stay and be royalty”

The first man started to try but failed as he cried when he got half the apple up, he
was sent away..

The second man came back with 8 little cherry\\\'s and the leader repeated the same
thing to him as he did to the first man...

The second man started to stick the cherry\\\'s up his ass, and he was on his final cherry
when he started to laugh!!!!

The leader looked at him and said “Why did you laugh??? you only had 1 to go!!!”

The second man while still laughing pointed behind the tribesman, he turned around
to see the third man walking toward him with 8 water mellons.

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