A bear and a rabbit!! ((Funny))

One day as usual a bear was chasing a hare

As usual the bear pinned down a dear poor hare

As usual the hare began to beg for mercy from the bear

and as usual the bear would not give in

NOT as usual a fairy came down from the sky.

"I will grant you both three wishes as long as you 'bear never chase a hare again and you 'hare never annoy a bear again!"

The both agreed.
The bear began to proceed,
"I wish" the bear said "as my first wish that all of the bears in this wood would be female"

" I wish" said the hare "that I had a motorcycle"

"I wish" said the bear "as my second wish "that all of the bears in the country were female"

"I wish" said the hare "that I had a helmet"

"I wish" said the bear " as my last and final wish that all of the bears in the world were female"

"I wish" said the hare as he mounted the motorcycle, put on his helmet and started the engine" That this here male bear was gay"

And that is the last we ever heard of from the hare.

*it doesnt really rhyme and it does not have a point but heck I got bored