Please dont take offence to what i am about to write. It is a shame this poem is not your original work. It has been around for years. I have been collecting poetry for over 15 years and yes this poem is one of the funniest i have in my collection. This particular poem has been circulating for many years. Another person named Star has also put this poem on this site. Goes to show it pays to be original.

This was a funny one, lol. 5/5 in my book

I remember reading a hard copy of this poem before there was the world wide web back in 1987.

I loved it!

Loved it

LMAO!! I was 13 when I first read this in Middle School. I'm now 53!

Stanley E. Carter wrote this poem at Cummins prison, in 1986.
I can prove this.
This Allie did not write it.
Please correct it...
Thank you. Stanley Carter.

I wrote this in 1984. Not everything is the same they messed it up alot to me.

7 wize men with knowledge so fine created a pus×x to their design.
First was a bucher smart with wit with knife he gave it a slit.
2nd was a blacksmith ????strong and bold with a hammer ???? and chisel he gave it a hole.
3rd was tailor tall and thin with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.
4th was a hunter short and stout with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
5th was a preacher whose name was Mcgee he touched it blessed ???? it and said it could pee.
6th was a fisherman nasty as hell he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
7th was a hustler dirty little runt. He sucked it fucx×d it and called it a cunt.(Terrance Wiechel) I wrote this when i was very young. Its been stolen from me because i used it on MySpace and other platforms in the early 80s.