You farted...ewww

I know that you did it.
I smelled by your pants.
It reeked of pure crap,
I gave you a glance.

The wind was a blowing,
Out of your ass,
Every one died,
because of your gas.

It was so quiet,
But deadly and gross.
They need to make deodorant,
For an upcoming blow.

And when you feel it coming,
Let everyone know,
So we can all run,
To and fro.

So when u cant fart,
And it comes out all brown,
Don't tell anybody,
Because they will frown...at you
HA HA

So when Ur in the pot,
Please cover your eyes,
So the fumes don't kill you,
Or make you go blind.

And next time you feel one,
Coming so fast,
Be polite,
And close up your ass...with your teeth..