My Bangs Have Super Powers

I’ve thought about it for hours
My bangs do have super powers
They’re long and strong
Almost like King Kong
And they’re quite fond of showers.

They blind me when the sun is up
Make me spill my favorite cup
They don’t mean to do it you see
They’re simply trying to help me

If I can make it about during the day
With out breaking things of clay
Late at night when it is dark
They give me instincts that avoid any marks

They aren’t just there to improve my vision
They come in quite handy when we put gangsters in prison
My bangs they swirl about in the wind
As I fight gangsters to the very end

I fight crime with a mighty bat that glows
And the crime rate has improved I know
My bangs are my trademark don’t you see?
They aid in striking fear in thieves

I do my job and I do it well
With my super powered bangs from hell
They whirl about in the wind
Even help the wounded mend

We are an unstoppable team
My super powered bangs and me
So if you’d be ever so kind
Remove the thought of cutting them from your mind

Place those scissors on your barber shelf
And no harm will come of your ceramic elf
I’m sorry sir but you must see
I need these bangs they’re a part of me.

With out them there’d be no fighting crime
And criminals would steal your very last dime
Yes sir, I’m very sure
There’s no need to cut them today

My bangs have super powers.
They’re long and strong
Like King Kong
So cutting them would only take hours