Your mamma so fat jokes

by Nicolette   Jun 18, 2005



*Your mamma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the booths
*Your mamma's so fat she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla's wife.
*Your mammas so fat she makes free Willy look like a goldfish
* Your mamma's so fat when she went on school Field trips the school had to fund raise to feed her.
*Your mamma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
*Your mammas so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
*Your mammas so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again
* Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

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  • 19 years ago

    by †JustAri†

    LMAO I like these:

    Yo mama so fat she make free willy look like a goldfish.
    Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
    Yo mama so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again.

    Mwahahahahahahahhahaahhaha!!!! 5/5 Peace! //ari\\

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