PMS Need I Say More?!

*This one's for all the ladies out there...hahaha*

Monster cramps, red on my pants
Sitting on the toilet trying to grab a pad
Bitter words used to curse
This day couldn't get any worse

Time to binge
On whatever's in the fridge
Instead of a couple trips
I carry all of it, the candy, cake, dip and chips

Snapped on my boyfriend cuz he's a pain
Wish i could tie him to the tracks of a train
He's leaving me messages on my cell but i don't care
I need to go shopping for new underwear

My head's still throbbing and I'm out of Tylenol
Without those meds. i'm not kind at all
My hair is looking OILY, and my face is looking GREASY
With all these pimples, NO ONE better see me

Don't get me wrong, i'm not always this mean
But I hate this event, whether it's a curse or blessing
When i cry over everything and everything gives me stress
STAY THE H*** AWAY FROM ME, I'M A GIRL WITH PMS!!!!!

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