I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Even though you were out tonight,
And I could not be there,
I hope someway this card will show,
How much I really care,

I couldn’t come, but wanted to,
And we know the reason why,
But never the less I still love you,
Like a fat kid loves his pie,

Wait a sec, what did I say,
Like a fat kid loves his “pie”
That was just a slip of the tongue,
I did not mean to lie,

For you must know as well as I,
My heart would simply break,
If when Someday finally comes around,
I did not get my cake!