Oh glistening pear
How I love thee so
I put you on my legs
When hair begins to grow
The fragrance that you have
Makes me want to scream and shout
I go to spread you on my legs
DAMMIT I RAN OUT!
What shall I do now?
I think that I shall die
Luckily raspberry rain
Is lying here close by
I finish up my legs
Face twisted in despair
Oh why’d you have to leave me
My lovely glistening pear
