Thank you and Sorry

Sorry this is the way I am.
Sorry you don't believe me.
Sorry that I tell you my secrets.
Thanks for telling other people those secrets.
Sorry that I turned out this way.
Thanks for hating me.
Sorry I'm so weird sometimes.
It sure helps when you treat me this way, so thank you.
Thank you for yelling at me.
Thank you for making fun of me.
Sorry I started crying.
Thank you for hitting me.
I'm sorry I told on you.
I wont do it again I promise.
But the greatest thing I could ever thank you for ,
is if you take this gun and shoot me.