10 good movie ideas

by *~broken~hearted~*   Jun 30, 2005


1. bring your own food and stuff it in your pocket very noticeably

2. in a crowded movie that just came out, yell out the ending of the movie right as it seems like tis not possible

3. blow up a condom and throw it around

4. when people ask you what your doing tell them your teaching little boys how to have sex

5. if someone is sitting next to you talk to them through the entire movie so they cant pay attention

6. if they tell you to go away start crying and ask them why they hate you

7. sit in the back row then when an important part comes on cover the projector and make an announcement that there are technical difficulties and they cant refund the money but they all have to leave

8. run around the rows sneakily holding your fake gun while humming the 007 theme

9. laugh at all the scary or jumpy parts in a movie , then when it is really calm and nothing is happening, scream and yell "watch out!"

10. tell the person next to you that you ran away from home and wanted to see this movie really bad, so you snook in.. but you haven't eaten in a week and ask them if you could have money to get popcorn

i saw a lot of these so i made one full of things that i would actually do, or have done..in some cases
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  • 17 years ago

    by Wallace

    Very good poem, I really enjoyed it, Great work, 5/5.

  • 17 years ago

    by Bug1219

    That is funny i like it alot

  • 19 years ago

    by Alyssa

    Hey this is funny!!! I like it, you did this stuff?? That's cool.

  • 19 years ago

    by Sarah Ann

    lol...I have to get around to all of them!

  • 19 years ago

    by melanie

    That was funny! I gotta try those some time!!!