A real friend (too long to fit in quotes)

A simple friend has never seen u cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from Ur tears. A simple friend doesn't know Ur parents first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to Ur party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed. A real friend asks why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk to you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, while visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Ur refrigerator and helps herself. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over after u have an argument. A real friend knows that its not a friendship until after you have had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.

~ not mine but i love it!!! it said it was too long to fit in quotes!~