Goldilocks walked in through the bears’ house door,
The whole day had been such a bore.
She walked to the table and ate some oatmeal,
It was burning hot, as her tongue could feel.
Then Papa Bear entered through the door,
Seeing Goldilocks, he let out a big angry roar!
She picked up the porridge and threw it with all her might,
The burning breakfast obscured the bear’s sight.
“You’re a weak bear, you cant eat me,
I could kick your ass, its plain to see.â€
She saw a butcher’s knife on the ground,
She threw it at the bear without a sound.
The knife struck him in the head,
He fell to the floor dead.
Goldilocks was tired so she sat on a chair,
She thought for the bear’s inhospitable attitude it was only fair.
Just when she felt safe, Mama Bear came in,
She bit down sharply on her leg for her sin.
Goldilocks’ scream traveled high into the skies,
Then she struck her fingers through Mama Bear’s eyes.
Mama Bear screamed in pain,
As Goldilocks’ fingers went further into her brain.
Mama bear fell limply to the floor,
Covered thickly in her own gore.
Drained as Goldilocks was she went to bed,
To dream peacefully her thoughts had said.
But she awoke to a cold hard stare…
The angry look of Baby Bear.
The furious bear bit onto her neck,
But Goldilocks broke his head in a sec.
She was weak from loss of blood,
Baby Bear fell to the floor with a thud.
Then Goldilocks fell off the bed,
To lie forever in a pool of red.