15 things NOT to say to a naked guy

*written by a friend of mine*

1. Ahhhh, it's cute.

2. Why don't we just cuddle?

3. You know they have surgery to fix that.

4. Make it dance.

5. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

6. Wow, and your feet are so big.

7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

8. *giggle and point*

9. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

10. Why is God punishing me?

11. But it still works, right?

12. It looks so unused.

13. Are you cold?

14. Does it come with an air pump?

15. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personalit....