Evil Demonic Biscuits - Coffee Kryptonite

by Ben   Jul 6, 2005


Don’t dip me
In that coffee
I’ll break, I’ll crumble
I’ll fall away

Cause hot coffee is my kryptonite
Save me from this fate
Don’t dip me in it
Just eat me straight

If I break in two
Will you still eat me the best you can?
Even if I melt and crumble
Will you choose me over the other brand?

Cause hot coffee is my kryptonite
Save me from this fate
Don’t dip me in it
Just eat me straight

Don’t have to pick me up
From the bottom of the glass
Don’t dip me in coffee and save my ass

To put me in the coffee
Would be a crime
The ultimate sin to me
Please don’t turn me to slime

Cause hot coffee is my kryptonite
Save me from this fate
Don’t dip me in it
Just eat me straight

I come from a packet, red and white
In your biscuit jar
I’m there by my self, no other sorts
And when I see the coffee, I just fall apart

Cause hot coffee is my kryptonite
Save me from this fate
Don’t dip me in it
Just eat me straight

Cause hot coffee is my kryptonite
Save me from this fate
Don’t dip me in it
Just eat me straight

©Ben.S 2005-07-06

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  • 19 years ago

    by †JustAri†

    LOL!!! Very original! You mentioned it in your comment so i had to check it out...and i like the paragraph about coffee is my kryptonite....very creative!! 5/5 for originality. Peaces. //ari\\

  • 19 years ago

    by Not Bulletproof

    OMG LOL! <3 That is so awesome. Omg!!! Lol!!!! hehehe. Yay I'm smiling. =) <3 Great work hun, this should be on top. I'd like to hear the story behind this =P Lovely job xxxxxxxx

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