THE REAl MS.SUZIE (GOD DA*N IT)!

by ~Peaches~   Jul 12, 2005


Ms.Suzie had a stem boat the Stem boat had a bell,
Ms.Suzie went to heaven,
The stem boat went to h-e-l-l-o

Operator, please give me #9
And if you disconnect me
Ill kick you from behind.....

The frigerator there was
A piece of glass
Ms.Suzie sat upon it
and cut her little.....

A-s-k me no more question
Ill tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their flies....

Are in the meadow,
The bees are in the hive,
Ms.suzie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in
The d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark, dark,

Its darker then the movies
Its darker then the show
Is darker then the television
And that is all i know...

I know my ma
I know my pa
I even know that my sister
wears a forty acer bar!

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  • 19 years ago

    by Sparklylipgloss

    ok- i like it and its good, but I dont think you made that did you? And i mean if you didnt you should give credit where credit is due..! It also doesnt flow that great when ur saying it..Add more detail of what exactly this is..! Thanks love. <33

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