Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools joke.
Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke.
Put some whipped cream and get them to scream.
Pour in twenty liters of apple juice, and turn them into a silly goose!
How about ten pounds of mice and some lice, I can tell their not going to be nice.
Blend some bees, flees, peas, they'll start to sneeze or maybe get a disease!
Boil some spinach and see them twitch.
Maybe they'll end up in some smelly ditch.
Put it all together in a bowl and give to the person who you really hate.
But what I really wanted to put in is
A little bit of sugar for sweet revenge!
