Today in our restaurant,
Is a dinner for two,
But we have one seat,
So one will not eat,
It’s a special dinner,
So we'll treat you as normal,
This is also free,
Please pay at the door,
You will be standing up,
So just take a seat,
We serve only meat,
This place only allows vegetarians,
It must always be quiet,
So deaf people won't get head aches,
Pets are not to enter,
So please bring as many as you can,
There are no lights,
That means you'd see better,
Anyone can come,
You are not welcome!
