A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts:Honey,.....Could you fix the light in the hall way?Its been flickering for weeks now.He looks at her and says Angerily;...fix the light.....NOW?Does it look like I have G.E. Logo printed on my forehead?I don;t think so!!!!
Then the wife asks ...Well then could you fix the fridge door?It doesn\'t close right.....The husband says does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?I don\'t think so!!
Fine she says ...Then could you at least fix the front steps..they\'re about to break.He says I\'m not a damn carpenter and I don\'t want to fix the steps.Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?I don\'t think so!!!...I\'ve had enough I\'m going to the bar!!!!
So, he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours...and starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks in he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house he notice the hall light is working.As he goes in to the kitchen to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.Honey?...He asks how\\\'d all this get fixed?
She said....well...When you left I sat outside and cried,a nice young man asked me what was wrong?And I told him..He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.The husband said \"so what kind of cake did you bake him?\"She replied....HELLOOO...do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?Idon\\\'t think so!
