Why on picture day are my spots so big
and why in front of that cute boy am i such a div
and why is it when it rains, i forget my unbrella
but i take it everyother day, in case of bad weather
and why does the good song come on when your about to leave
and WHY do i have a hanky out all the time, cept when i'm about to sneeze
and why when you look stupid, do you run into a teacher
and why do you miss the bus when in ten minutes you have to meet her
and why can you cook perfectly in class
but when you try to show your mum its looks like a dogs ass
and why when we do homework and spend ages getting it done
you forget to take it into class and u look silly in front of every one
why when someone wants to kiss me my breath really stinks
and noone within ten miles has a goddamned mint!
why do all these thing happen, maybe its because
up above they need humor and
