I'm Crazy

I'm crazy
I'm totally insane
Why else would i
Cause myself so much pain

The walls are going to eat me
Ahhhhhhhh! Somebody help
I'm to young to die
I try to yelp

What am i on?
Don't do weed
And never done speed
Well i don't do drugs
I don't smoke
And i don't eat slugs

I like nice beer
But ain't yet got pissed
I like nice girls
But they just hissed

But it's no surprise
When i can't tell lies
Despite being crazy
I need someone to save me

Oh look I'll just sit in this chair
Oh my God, it's a bear
My heart has stopped
And my phone ain't topped.....up
Can't call for aid
And this bear wont be paid
Won't take a bribe
And cant feel the vibe
Of my Craig David ring tone
It wants to eat flesh of a bone
And its after mine
Now thats just crossing the line
Probably not as it's me
And you don't care
That I'm just about to be eaten
By a BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!