Well some ppl say i take life to seriously or to literally even though i really dont. But then again, i guess this is how i ended up in the hospital/mental facility..i simply follow and listen to the things ppl have to say..it all began when my boss was explaining an on-the-job work thingy. "You can do all this and kill two birds with one stone." well after i finished work, i thought, ok now where to find birds. My boss found me outside trying to aimlessly get those birds down. "What do you think your doing!?" I looked at my boss astounded. "Erm..but the birds sir?" "NO u idiot!" well ever since the day i got fired, I just stood around the park feeding pigeons. Other than that, I made a new friend. A very old poor friend i might add. "So wat exactly do u do here all day?" The man looked at me and said, "well, theres always the pigeons to feed, and i've learned to never take things for granted..u kno..like the little things in life need some love to. whenever i look at those rich filthy ppl walking around the street..y..i feel like i could just stab them.." well the next day..i found myself at the store..buying a lottery ticket..i thought wat the hell..my life has no meaning..might as well wing it..a few days later..i went and checked my ticket and found out i was a winner..yup million dollars..well wat i did next changed my life forever..erm..not really..i went up to the old man at the park and figured he should be there..when i saw him..i stood in front..raised my arms still holding the ticket and closed my eyes..."um..wat r u doing?" the man sort of looked at me weird."well..werent u gonna stab me? i just won a million." and he did..erm..attempt to kill me. Some how he managed to shove the pigeon food down my throat..causing me to choke as he took and ran away with my ticket..and..well now im here! u should see the crazy things ppl do! y just the other day someone called me a back stabber.......
*hehehe imagination can bring u o so far and um..yes i did write it myself..but no..it didnt really happen to me!* o yea i had to put it under slang category cause it wouldnt let me send!
