Pick up line

by Isys   Jul 23, 2005


Guy: Where's your paper bag?
Girl: What?
Guy:Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl: Excuse me?!
Guy:It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

* this one isnt mine but it had me laughing for hours lol *

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  • 19 years ago

    by Jade Huynh

    lol at first i thought the guy was trying to call the girl ugly lol! its funny though

  • 19 years ago

    by writer girl

    lol. that was great. never heard it before.

    -kk-

  • 19 years ago

    by /: Stray--X--Wolf :\

    I'm going to try that, LoL. Lets see if it works..

  • 19 years ago

    by Emily

    LOL HILARIOUS, 5/5

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