Can't be reached in Hell

He can't reach me I'm too far away.
He's been trying to call me all through the frickin day.
Ring ring ring
My phone will say.
"Hello?"
Then static is all there is.
"I ant h ar y o."
Is all I hear.
Then the line goes dead.
And I'm the only one here.
I'm alone.
No one to talk to.
Because of what I did.
My friends calling from Heaven and I'm way down in (insert word).
Please God take me this I don't deserve.
I'm all alone because of what I did.
No one can reach me because of what I did.
Static on the phone and evil in the air.
Satan doesn't help because he doesn't really care.
He says "Leave me alone. You deserved this. You don't deserve mortal bliss."
I plead and plead for him to help but theres no use cause you know I'm in (insert word again).
I gotta new ring tone it's the funeral march.
It rings the day away but I just can't reach Em.
I shoulda switched to cingular or something else.
"Can you hear me now?"
I remember the commercials.
"Good!"
Yeah yeah yeah well I can't hear a thing.
I can't talk to anyone I just hear my cell phone sing.
Ring ring ring away play the funeral march.
I pick up say "Hello?" then theres nothing but static then "If you would like to make a phone call please hang up and try again........"
I miss everybody.
I miss all my friends.
Why so cruel.
One little sin.
May not be little but its the only big one I have.
At least put others with me so I'm not so alone.
Turn on the AC. so I can at least be a little cold.
Can I have some water before I go to bed?
I'm really thirsty even though I'm dead.
I need a little compassion.
A little understanding.
Just let one call come through and I'll be happy.
But then again you don't want me happy.
Because I'm in (insert word again again).
Ring
Ring
Ring
"If you would like to make a phone call please hang up and try again............"