The lazy persons way to clean up....ITS LONG BUT FUNNY

This is for the people who have had a party the night before their parents get home from holiday.... and their house is a tip.

1.washing up?
take it outside and run the hose over it all then take it in and chuck it in the cupboard.

2.piles of beer cans?
sweep them into a corner and put a plant in front of them.

3.dusty??
get a Hoover and Hoover everywhere don't matter bout moms precious ornaments.

4.party poopers??
anyone who has decided too crash at yours 4 the night...load them all in the car and dump them far far away.

5.ummm that thing called puke?
this may be gross but Ive known someone too do it....put it in a bowl and feed it too the dog....YUCK i know...sorry i said that.

6.dads trophies?
they are dirty!! dad will go ballistic!! put bleach over them that will clean them good.

7.just too get in the good books..
go down the road look through the out of date stuff in a shop... find a box of chocolates that went out of date a long time ago and buy them for your parents!!

8.clean yourself up you tramp!!
have a shower you stink of beer and smoke!!

9.your nearly there now.
check there is no marks on the chairs if there is turn the cushions over.

10.they are here!!
give them the chocolates ask if they had a good holiday.. give them a tour of the house too show you cleaned it....YOUR DONE

this is only a temporary clean up....you are bound to get found out!! UNLUX