Warning: Do not read if you are easily scared!

WARNING:
My poems are always very scary, Treacherous, and gross. Do not read if you are easily scared or have a weak stomach. I suggest if you are under 13, you do not read this.
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She sits by a river
It rubs Its head
"Egad! I'm bald"
Doss! Doss! Doss!
*Turns on folk music and dances*
Cheerleader does a jig
Cheerleader says
"Oh my god!! Its Tiffany"
*Egg rolls on set*
"Oh my total gosh an egg"
*Brittany spears arrives*
Brittany says
"Hit me baby one more time"
*Turtle arrives and hits Brittany with French bread one more time*
So the egg lives happily ever after

~~~~~The End~~~~~~