Hey, friends fight...

I am your friend
you r my pal
so let's see
who's the backstabber now

u told me we were cool
bought me nice things
but in front of ur friends
u embarrassed me

so i decided
payback was needed
so i followed u in school
and constantly competed

but don't get me wrong
there were many mishaps
like how u mysteriously
got paint on your lap

but despite it all
i am still your friend
or at least i try to be
well, i just pretend

but u don't have to know that
it's my little trick
how else would we be close
if i admitted u make me sick

i know this doesn't seem funny
maybe it justs seems mean
but i was cracking up
as weird as this seems

i guess my humor is evil
but what can i say
i wanted to get some comments
and this is the only way

lol...jk please comment and vote!!!