The shi*ting donkey

by Rene Shaddinger   Nov 13, 2003


I dont like diarea
i just dont like to shit
i dont like little terds
that pop out bit by bit

i dont like constipation
it keeps me occupied all day
i dont like pooping my pants
nor wiping my as$ with hay

but yes i am a donkey
and i have titties on my back
and im always taking shits
and violating my crack

im sorry little butt hole
actually you've grown to quite a size
if there was a shi*ting contest
I would win the shi*ting prize

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  • 16 years ago

    by Rene Shaddinger

    Haha thanks guys! im weird and i have a twisted sense of humor i didnt think anyone would like this lol

  • 19 years ago

    by Ashley Arnold

    Holy SHIT batman that was unthinkable. How in the hell would you think of somthing like this? much have took time and hard work!!! lol. good and funny 5/5

    Xox Ashmo To The Xox

  • 19 years ago

    by Ana Vidovic

    LMAO that was soo good!!! omg if something can make mee laugh, then its worth a million!!

    Ana*

  • 19 years ago

    by anagha

    ur in deeep sh!t for that one thou! nice one

  • 20 years ago

    by Timothy

    whoa, that is a deep subject.

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