A walk down the stairs...

A walk down the stairs
and a sit on the bed
A man looks over the table
and out came a head

Big, round and fat
his head came on out
Ugly, big eyes
and a big fat mouth

Druel on his face
food he was wanting
A dumb bum was in my house
under my bed sleeping

I have heard of the boogieman
but nothing quite this stupid
I looked at the bum and said
man are you a idiot

Hair everywhere
his skin was very pale
I thought it was a demon
a really horrible monster from hell

I punched him in his nose
and I kicked him in his balls
He fell to the ground
and started running into walls

What the hell was wrong with him
thats something I will never know
I looked at that dummy
and said you gotta go

He goes into my closet
and he gets all of his stuff
I looked at him and said
omg how did you sneak all that in, that is enough

I called of the police
a officer had arrived
He stepped to the bum and said
I am glad your still alive

Come to find out
them two dummies were kin
God forgive me
but I had to commit a sin

I hit the cop
and the bum
and asked them both
are they dumb

I kicked them out one by one
and out the door the bum and cop did go
Where are they at today
hell I don't know