Just a baby terd

by Rene Shaddinger   Nov 14, 2003


It\'s time to go, squeezing through the whole my mother says to me. . .
It\'s time to leave this fart pullution, its time to go be free. . .
I am normal size so it wont be that complex. . .
but i feel great pain for my brother HES FU*KING BIGGER THAN T-REX. . .
its my first time and im scared, but i think i am prepared. . .
im ready to be a man. . . damn mother fu*ker give me a fu*king fan. . .
it stinks up in here this butthole is quite smelly. . .
but i formed from a bean i dropped into your as$ right from your belly. . .
but now this smelly air is sucking me through, and right out this butt hole i blew, but i stuck to the seat like glue. . .
my mother taught me well for these situations. . .
she said the key is patience. . .
i waited and waited and finnally fell into my destination. . .
as i was falling i was scared and had some hesitation. . .
but i fell in the yellow water with my family and friends,
we went down the drain, and thats where the story ends.

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