I love you dad

You fart so hard
you fart so loud
if it's just us two
or we're in a crowd

you blow through denim
you blow through cotton
it really smells bad
it must be rotten

your undies are all holy
you've got none left
material has melted from
your bums dragon breath

some farts are bubbly
some farts just squeak
your fart has griped my throat
so i can not speak

you fart all the time
i fink its really bad
i love you anyway
i really mean it dad