Dear Mr Howard

Dear Mr Howard
My name is Katran, and I’m thirteen years old, the reason I am writing you this letter is because you heart is so cold.
I used to be proud to be Australia, I never said anything against us, but now I am ashamed to be Australian, because of you being so racist.
I’m also ashamed because of the way that you sit at George Bush’s feet; you’d do anything that he may say, just for you million-dollar treat.
I’m ashamed because of the fact, that you sending Australians to war, your helping a redneck president gets control over the world.
Well, if people like you and George Bush, are going to be in control, then I shall give in my Australianship, and move to a land without gold.
I would be disgraced that I was born in a country, ruled by a gutless man, who couldn’t stand up to Bush, and let him blow holes in the land.
Another thing I want to say is that some children look up to you, so I can’t wait ‘till they grow up, so they can be liars too.
I also want you to know, that children are the future of the world, I will grow up and stand up to you, and put you in a home.
I will not be a disgrace like you, I won’t be on the doll, I will be a successful and free person, who will get rid of the nuclear bomb.
So I this letter makes you understand, of how against you and Bush I am, for I will always be against liars and war, and being in control of the land.
But here is a last remark that I would like to say, before I go out into this disgraced country, to face school for another day,

When I grow up
I want to be just like our prime minister
I want to disgrace Australia
Be a liar and very sinister

But I would love to be like George Bush
And blow up innocent children
And if anyone ticks me off
I can hire goons to kill them

So good bye mum it’s time to go start my lying
I’m going to buy a gun so I can rule the school
I’m going to start wars one day and watch people dying
It’s O.K. to do this stuff because John and George said it’s cool

From you enemy Katran