Razor love

Mandie made love everyday,
But in a very unusual way.
For there she lay,
She all ways insisted he stay,

She felt so relieved,
Like she was smoking we*d,
Like she committed a dirty deed,
Like she was all ways in the lead,

She felt him well,
He'd never tell,
One day after, she fell.
She felt the heat of hell,

He was only seven inches tall,
He never had to call,
Because he was right next to her wall,
After using him she took a great fall,

Only he caused this,
When he was in between her fist,
For he the last one she kissed,
For her vein he surely didn't miss