I can do a magic trick

I can do a magic trick
I can do a back flip
I can tie a rope around my neck
Do back flip off the bleachers
Where did it go
I took my life
Now you see it
Now you don't
I can do a magic trick
I can go swimming and never come back up for air
I can take a pill and never wake up
I can do a magic trick
A disappearing act
Now you see it
Now you don't
I can take my life away like that
I can make me
Disappear forever
Lets see how you all react
Will you cry
When I don't come back for a bow
Will you think I'm joking
And laugh
I can do a magic trick
I can take you're life away
May I have a volunteer
From the audience
Meet my lovely assistants whom will
Be helping us preform this act
Miss. knife
Miss. gun
Aw come on you guys
Take a bow
Every one loves ya
Hear them all clapping
They love you already
Wait until they see the act
Say the magic words my friend
Miss. gun
BANG
Come on miss. knife your turn
THE SOUND OF CUT FLESH
Ha ha very funny
Look at their faces now
They know I'm no actor now
I'm the best magician in the world
I can do a magic trick
Can you