A New Kind Of Friendship

by xXxDarkPrincessLozxXx   Sep 7, 2005


You are my friend,
You really are my world.
You were there in the bathroom,
When I was drunk and I hurled.

You are my friend,
And when I\'m feeling down,
You make up the sickest joke,
To turn my frown around.

We may be going to hell,
But at least were going together,
Since talk about Jesus\'s package,
And laugh about it forever.

Whenever I feel bad,
You punch me in the gut,
And tell me to shut the f**k up,
And I\'m beautiful no matter what.

If a guy broke my heart,
You\'d kick him in the b***s,
Than you\'d find me a better guy,
Randomly in the school halls.

When my parents are being mean,
You b***h about them with me,
Than you nudge me in the arm,
And say \"my room is free\"

You are a friend of the gods,
I love you like my sis,
So lets get a bottle of brandy,
And celebrate just like this!

~This is supossed to be a funny poem about my friend clare, but it turned out kinda odd lmfao,

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  • 18 years ago

    by Laura Ash

    I didn't think that was really funny.. Don't think I don't think it was bad! Cause i think it's great! And don't let me get you down cause it's one of the best i've read so far!

  • 19 years ago

    by Lu

    This was so strange , I had a friend in high school and so many of the things you said were like us . Haven't talked to her in 5 or so years I think I am really going to give her a call . You brought up so many memories that I had forgotten . Great poem !!

  • 19 years ago

    by asia[imperfection] is alone in the world

    I agree with ya it is a odd poem...but its cool i like it...good job!! check out some of my poems.

  • 19 years ago

    by þŗ℮††ỵ ġįŗłş мåk℮ ġŗåv℮ş. ♥ ××

    Hehe =) i think it is funny... you must have a wikid friendship ('',) you made some pretty good points in that poem though, and it really made me think about some of my friends that i dont usually think to write about (for some unbeknown reason) hehe well done x

  • 19 years ago

    by x~broken~angel~x

    Lol its odd but so true... lmao. xoxox

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