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by jon clodfelter Sep 22, 2005 category : Fun, humor / other
As i check the ads in the sunday paper. I skipped article about a rapper. When my heart suddenly skipped a beat. There was going to be a gigantic swap meet. So i got all my nicks and all my nacks. Traded some to a guy who was on crack. Seeing the mass trading filled me with glee. For once in my life i was finally free. I swapped my autographed pizza for a old turkey baster. I couldnt stop trading i wanted it to never end. But the sun set to soon and we all had to go. Except for the looker her sex name was moe. But i didnt leave with out a steal. I traded my pokemon card for a big block of beal. So later that night i climed into bed. With visions of swappers all up in my head. Ohh how i wish to be gone. Trading my skittles for a life size king kong.