For Anna Marie Castaneda

Some people think of cars.
Perverts think of porn.
Fat guys think of food.
Indians think of... corn?
Some think of the sky.
Some think of big booty.
But only one thing comes to mind
when I think of beauty.
In case you have no idea
of what I\'m talking about,
I\'ll be more than happy to
go ahead and spell it out.
A is for Amazing,
which is what you are.
N is for Niceness,
which is what you have by far.
Another N is for Needing.
Don\'t you know that I need you?
Another A is for Astounding
and that makes you cool.
I guess you just figured out
that I spelled your beautiful name.
I know it\'s just a name, but
it\'s beautiful just the same.
But, enough about your name.
Let\'s talk about your soul.
Which is, from my experiences,
very far from cold.
There\'s kindness everywhere!
I even see it in your smile.
And that\'s the very thing about you that drives me wild.
Every time you do that,
my jaw starts to twitch.
I break out in a cold sweat
and I start to itch.
And now, let\'s talk about
the favorite quality of mine.
It\'s where beauty and kindness blends together;
Baby, it\'s all in your eyes.
OH MY GOD, THOSE FREAKIN\' EYES KNOCK ME OFF MY FEET!
I ALMOST PEE ON MYSELF
AND MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT!
Whew! I\'m all calmed down,
but I feel like a basketcase,
Because I feel like I\'ve forgotten something in your face.
WAIT A MINUTE… HOLY CRAP!
I FORGOT YOUR NOSE!
There… In my mind, I just
put it where it goes.
I guess you need ears,
so I add a pair.
And last, but certainly not least,
I now throw in your hair.
It\'s dark. It\'s shiny.
It\'s also quite long.
Here\'s a way to describe you:
You surely don\'t look like King Kong.
You don\'t look like a monkey. You\'re much lovelier than that.
If you get any lovelier,
I swear, I\'ll eat my hat.
Also, something else:
You actually think I\'m funny!
Your laugh towards me can make
a rainy day sunny.
I could go on and on,
all day and all night,
But there\'s one small problem:
I don\'t know what to write.
I could probably write
about your OTHER parts,
But if I do, there\'s a chance
I\'ll probably lose your heart.
OK! I\'ve thought of
one thing to say,
And I will say it right now,
if I may:
I\'ve never felt this way
towards any other girl.
Other girls were just crushes.
You actually rock my world.
And now, here\'s the question
I really want an answer to:
If I asked you to give me your number,
is that something you would do?
I love you with all my heart
and I\'ll never leave you sore.
And I\'ll never take advantage.
I won\'t treat you like a wh***.
I wrote this to tell you of
the relationship we could share.
It\'s very long to make up for
the days when I wasn\'t there.
Now, I\'ve said exactly
what I wanted to say.
Until we meet again,
have a glorious day.

Update: She didn't like it, but thanks for all of your comments. It's good to know that someone actually cares for my poems. If you want to see the sequel, look at "I'll never 4-Get Anna Marie Castaneda" I love you all!