Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away,
there lived a little sushi.
She started off on the light side,
and was happy with her life,
but one day,
when she went out to play,
she met a piece of sea weed.
He was fun, but faulty,
because he was so salty,
he broke her heart,
cut her apart,
and didn't even know.
He was all she wanted,
and the image of him haunted,
her in her nightmares,
she felt that it was unfair.
Because of sushi's love for him,
she had fear,
which led to tears,
which led to her joining the dark side.
With scars on her wrists,
and tears in her eyes,
she thought to herself,
"I'm doomed to die."
She knew this because,
she saw Star Wars 3,
and Count Dooku died,
without the smallest regret,
Darth Sideus just let,
Anikan kill him,
he wanted Anikan to become,
the way he is now,
dark and lost in his sorrow.
But then one day,
sushi was saved,
unknowing how it happened.
It turned out,
that there was a friend,
who knew what she was going through.
She decided to help,
she said,"forget about kelp."
and come join the light side again.
This friend was cool and nice,
she said,"My name is rice."
And with her help,
Sushi did forget about kelp,
and returned to the light side.
However, this was not before,
Sushi hunted him down and came to his door,
with a red light saber in hand,
she cut him up and cut off his hand,
and she watched him stand,
then, fall down,
to the ground,
where he lay dead.
"I should have cut off his head",
sushi said.
And that was the story of sushi and rice,
sushi was sad,
and rice was nice,
she helped sushi out,
and now rice is with trout,
and everyone's happy again.
No matter what,
like acorns and nuts,
sushi and rice will be friends.
Except for those days when trout pisses sushi off,
she remembers the day when she cut seaweed's hand off,
and she reaches again for her red light saber,
but rice calms her down,
and sushi tries to sound,
like she's happy with trout,
but inside she pouts.
And she says to herself,"TROUT IS A BUTT!!!"
