(not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.
 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN
 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds"
 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy"
 8. Don't use any punctuation.
 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.
 11. Specify that your drive through order is "to go"
 12. Sing along at the opera.
 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play
tropical sounds all day.
 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you are not in the mood.
 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
"Rock Bottom."
� 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I
WON"
 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
 19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we
are going to have to let one of you go."
20. When someone else is driving, stick your head out the window and smile because you know your crazy.
