Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack came frowning all the way down, Jill heard he had a daughter
See Jack was messing with Strawberry Shortcake up on Blueberry Hill
But Jack thought everything was okay 'cause she said, "I'm on the pill."
Now Jack lives on his own paying child support for little Dumpty, this would not be- he'd have no baby- if he didn't do the Humpty.