A childs prayer (not a poem)

by Bex   Sep 30, 2005


One night, a father passed by his son's room and herd his son praying:
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta Ta Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor from a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again:
"God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta Ta Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead from a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray:
"God bless Mommy. Ta Ta Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next morning to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said "Thank God you're
here! We could really use your help. We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

Sorry if you don't find it funny but i think its hilarious

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  • 17 years ago

    by LiveForHim

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL!!! I get it... thats not his son... hahaha

  • 19 years ago

    by Bex

    The milkman dies and obviously the mother had an affair with the milkman and got pregnant because the boys prayer means for the father to die!
    hope that helps im not a very good person for explaining things

  • 19 years ago

    by i love michael naumann

    Omg that was hilarious.