Blank Verse Sucks

Blank verse sucks!
It's for lazy men.
Even ducks
Rhyme their quacks and then,

Even hounds,
Kittens and such kinds
Rhyme their sounds
With their tiny minds:

"Miaw, miaw, miaw,
Tic Tic Tic Tictic,
Bow wow wow,
Mic mic mic Micmic."

Don't you start
Talking of Shakespeare!
Have a heart
For you reader, dear!

In his time
It was hard to find
Diff'rent rhymes
Of a useful kind.

So, he wrote
In his long blank verse,
And we dote
On his geni-us.

In those times
There was no Internet.
Lists of rhymes
Were also hard to get.

Dic-tion-aries
Were also not around.
It was custo-mary
To ignore the sound

Of the endings.
But what about you?
Why are you defending
Verse that's got no glue?

Rhymed verse spinning
Don't require a sage.
Chime and meaning
Will your talent gauge.

Use search engines,
Seek your rhymings well,
Make word endings,
Echo like a bell.

If you want to
Be a poet, then
Visit onto
Your blank verse again.

And re-write it
Make it rhyme like this:
"Fight-it, bite-it, light-it,
Kiss, miss, abyss,

Chik-tick-pick
Tilly-dilly-lick,
Bick-jick-fick
Milly-hilly-crick,

Bow wow wow,
Chow tow how,
Pow cow yow,
Sow gow fow."

Blank verse stinks
It's for lazy men.
Don't even think
Of writing it again.