The Bean

by x-Beth-x   Oct 5, 2005


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I was walking down the road,
and I saw Mr.Bean,
and he was talking to a toad,
he was talking so mean,

I was like "Mr.Bean,
why u talking like that,
talking all that smack,
like u was on crack",

Mr.Bean said,
"don't get all up in my cool-aid,
don't treat me like a meat head,
because I'm a bean yea thats what I said,

I tried to run him over with my bike,
but he didn't die,
then I tried to run him over with my trike,
and he started to cry,

what the hell is wrong with you,
you tried killing me u frickin foo,
then I said,
what the hell are you so fricked up,
why don't u go back home and drink your sippy-cup,

I guess Mr.Bean had enough of my shit,
he'll no longer be mean hes through with it,
so goodbye for today,
even tho I'll see you tomorrow anyway

*rate and comment its just some stupid thing my friend and I made up when she came over lol later*
OoOoOo and don't diss the bean...=)

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  • 19 years ago

    by sandra

    THIS IS THE BEST POEM...EVER! It was so much fun making it. It ROX! yeah sure it's stupid, but Stupid Rox! =P

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