I may be unhealthy
I find that exercise is no fun,
I may be lazy
But I know how to run.
If I see a magpie I bolt away,
So I run where the magpies sit,
And to those birds as I get away,
It must look that I'm quite fit.
If I see someone I hate,
I know not to fret,
I pump my legs a mile a second
And away I get.
If there's someone I'm trying to impress,
I can run with no complication,
I don't feel hurt trying to turn heads,
Because in that attention I find gratification.
Running is not hard as long as I go,
To the places that suit me
Because when I see birds, foes or crushes,
I can be as fit as I want to be!
