The first person who eats the turkey,
Is a turkey.
The first person who eats a potato,
Is a couch potato.
The first person who eats a carrot,
Is a red head.
The first person who eats a pickle,
Is an old fart.
The first person who eats a bun,
Is a vegetarian.
The first person who chokes on a fork,
Has a 50% chance of living,
And a 50% chance of dieing.
Unfortunately, that was me.
Bummer.
Happy thanksgiving anyway!
