Heâ??s teaching her arithmetic
He said it was his mission
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,
Now thatâ??s addition.
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
Now thatâ??s subtraction.
Then he kissed her and she kissed him
Without an explanation
And both together smiled and said,
Now thatâ??s multiplication.
Then dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision,
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said, Thatâ??s long division.
This isnt mine but i thought that is was funny and cute
