She's been sitting here daily
Loving the lollies,
Popping the pixi-stix
And gnawing the gum.
She's been sitting here all day
Giving glances towards your face.
Ignoring every other ideal man.
Just sitting there loving you.
She has a life saver lodged in her throat
Is it paranoid to believe it will suffocate her slowly?
Or is it true she'll die from breathlessness of another kind.
Because we all know sheâ??s much too bitter for you.
So she's sitting here daily,
Her mouth pursed around a tootsie pop,
She' been sucking on sugar,
And is still not sweet enough for you.
